BEHOLD: this is the home page of my wepsite

look around and enjoy what you see

Enter at your own risk!*

Are you tired of being a mere mortal with a boring and predictable life?
Do you yearn for excitement and adventure?
Then look no further, my friend! My wepsite is the gateway to a world of weird and wacky wonders that will blow your popsicles right off their sticks and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality and your own mind.

Theres going to be fun articles that cover EVERYTHING from bizarre conspiracy theories to mind-bending optical illusions and if that is tooo much for you to handle there is also a relaxing garden for you to enjoy.

My wepsite has it all.

So far we've got some articles, I made a game that is really fun to play, trust me. Expect stuff like reviews, maybe some poetry, OCCULT SECRECT KNOWELDGE, important news and clairvoyant visions of the future!

So go grab your favourite snak and some water, sip that water, then get ready to explore the depths of your own imagination and discover a whole new level of fun and insight as you join me on this journey!

Please use the links to view the other pages - just like any normal website. Keep in mind though, this whole place is a work in progress, all pages and the site is under perma construction. That's life baybeee!

I suppose these are the things I am working on at the mo:

  1. contact page
  2. sort out the guestbook because I have lost the login oops
  3. comments section on articles??
  4. add more frends to friends page
  5. sort out the div box on network page - its too long
  6. an article for each of my likes, perhaps
  7. page for ART?
  8. make Crossaint_Baker_Simulator_2?
  9. make an RSS feed?

Oh, probably important to note: unlike normal web pages, this is a STATIC HTML WEB version 1.0 neocities page which I understand has these things called limitations??
I write all this stuff in HTML and to get around these limits I use a special .js file, but I dont think it updates properly sometimes because of cached data depending on your internet browser. So hit ctrl+f5 on computer to force a new load cache reload, or use incognito on moblie

* There is actually no risk and technically you are already here. Oh and if you like this site please dont forget to come back again 👍

🥐 thank u 4 visiting! 🥐

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